For you married folks.... or living with someone and you share a tube of toothpaste, should you squeeze from the bottom? or the middle?
Well.... the answer for YOU is....100%, without a shadow of a doubt, the BOTTOM. Why?????
See.... my wife squeezes from the middle. And unlike me, who squeeze from the bottom, I can keep moving on up from the bottom until I get to the top. In other words, there will always be a bottom. But for she who squeezes from the middle, once she flattens it... she's done.
Hence, I realize that it is my job... to make sure she has a fat and chubby "middle" to squeeze every time she brushes her teeth. Which means.... I squeeze from the bottom to enable her to have the full enjoyment of squeezing from the middle. That is why....as a loving husband... I am the ultimate giver. And she's the ultimate receiver. :)
Now the "other" question....? Toilet paper over the top, or under the bottom? I'll save that for another post.
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