Bathroom Jabbers are BACK!! This time... I found myself in desperate need of taking a leak in the city of San Francisco. My bad for downing an energy drink... without having a clear plan of an establishment in which I can relieve myself.
So I found myself in the streets of the Sunset District in San Francisco. I parked... bought my pineapple buns... returned to the car and had a moment of decision. Do I drive to find a public bathroom? Or do I roam the streets in hopes of finding a restaurant, Starbucks, teashop, to do my thang. I opted for the latter.
As I traversed the Irving Street... there was nothing available for me to drop-in. Went about 5 blocks one way... then had to turn back. There was a sports bar that was kinda rowdy... but didn't want to get dirty looks. There was a restaurant that explicitly says, "No Public Restroom. Don't Even Ask." In finally made it back to where I started and found a chinese bakery. The cashier was busy with a customer so I danced around the corner to where the bathroom is... only to see a sign "Out of Service." Darn!!!
Was out of options... I had to drive to a local church or a gas station... or maybe google "Restroom" and see what comes up. Lo and behold... 2 blocks away was a park with a restroom. Of course!! Public parks!! So I ran tot he car... busted a U-wee... scadaddled through traffic.... almost ran over a little boy on his bike... and voila... here I was.
This time... I made sure the entrance said "Men."
This time... I made sure there were... uh... urinals.
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