Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Friday, October 12, 2007
Thursday, October 11, 2007
With 3 to 1 odds...
"The award of a Nobel Prize could prompt the 2000 Democratic presidential candidate (Al Gore) to change his mind and launch a 2008 presidential run. " --www.sfgate.com
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Break my heart and rip my stomach out...
Last night, I was soooo looking forward to dinner. It was the highlight of my day... of my week, even! But 2 minutes away from DLS, Anderson calls and says they're closed. Who in the right minds closes a restaurant on a chilly Tuesday night?!?!? WHO!!?! My dreams of the House Lamb over Rice and Chinese Hamburger....utterly completely shattered. Phooey!
After 5 minutes of lamenting, we decided to head over to WuJi's Mala Hot Pot. Ohhhh ho ho ho... Joycie got the Little-little-little Spicy. I got the Little-little Spice. Good ol' Anderson with his leather tongue ordered Medium Spicy. I was sweating like a hog within 2 minutes of starting dinner but it tasted ohhhh soooo good.
Today...I'm in ohhhh soooo much pain. (use your imagination).
Blame DLS for first breaking my heart...and then causing me to be in physical pain (in more places than one).
After 5 minutes of lamenting, we decided to head over to WuJi's Mala Hot Pot. Ohhhh ho ho ho... Joycie got the Little-little-little Spicy. I got the Little-little Spice. Good ol' Anderson with his leather tongue ordered Medium Spicy. I was sweating like a hog within 2 minutes of starting dinner but it tasted ohhhh soooo good.
Today...I'm in ohhhh soooo much pain. (use your imagination).
Blame DLS for first breaking my heart...and then causing me to be in physical pain (in more places than one).
Monday, October 08, 2007
Random exchange of emails...
Here's a random exchange of emails from last week...when we were talking about 49ers backup quarterback Trent Dilfer....
Sent: Friday, October 05, 2007 11:07AM
Sports is so painful....yet so pure! Like slice through a piece of meat...but not leaving any signs of a dull knife. -Hank
Sent: Friday, October 05, 2007 11:10AM
If sports are like a piece of meat, would that make Dilfer that one piece of meat that's been sitting in your freezer for 13 months? You THINK it might be edible, and maybe you're just desperate enough to give it a try, but deep down you know that's really not a good idea.... :)
-Jeff
Sent: Friday, October 05, 2007 11:15AM
If sports are like meat, Dilfer could be like going to a friend's backyard bbq but you arrive late. And all there's left are veggie burgers. The veggie pattie may look like a regular pattie, but you know it's not. It might try to taste like a pattie, but it doesn't. It might actually be good for you, but you know it doesn't belong in your stomach. And about 2 bites into it...you rather drive off to the nearest In-N-Out and splurge on a real burger. -Hank
Sent: Friday, October 05, 2007 11:20AM
Nice!!
If sports are like meat, Dilfer's a McRib. It's almost like meat, and you can even convince yourself for a few minutes that it tastes pretty good, but ultimately it's just an overly processed pattie made up of all the bits they couldn't otherwise make useful. Oh...and they also stopped making them fresh 7 years ago....
-Jeff
And THAT my friends...is what I call an intelligent conversation about SPORTS and MEAT.
Sent: Friday, October 05, 2007 11:07AM
Sports is so painful....yet so pure! Like slice through a piece of meat...but not leaving any signs of a dull knife. -Hank
Sent: Friday, October 05, 2007 11:10AM
If sports are like a piece of meat, would that make Dilfer that one piece of meat that's been sitting in your freezer for 13 months? You THINK it might be edible, and maybe you're just desperate enough to give it a try, but deep down you know that's really not a good idea.... :)
-Jeff
Sent: Friday, October 05, 2007 11:15AM
If sports are like meat, Dilfer could be like going to a friend's backyard bbq but you arrive late. And all there's left are veggie burgers. The veggie pattie may look like a regular pattie, but you know it's not. It might try to taste like a pattie, but it doesn't. It might actually be good for you, but you know it doesn't belong in your stomach. And about 2 bites into it...you rather drive off to the nearest In-N-Out and splurge on a real burger. -Hank
Sent: Friday, October 05, 2007 11:20AM
Nice!!
If sports are like meat, Dilfer's a McRib. It's almost like meat, and you can even convince yourself for a few minutes that it tastes pretty good, but ultimately it's just an overly processed pattie made up of all the bits they couldn't otherwise make useful. Oh...and they also stopped making them fresh 7 years ago....
-Jeff
And THAT my friends...is what I call an intelligent conversation about SPORTS and MEAT.
Saturday, October 06, 2007
ANDERSON!!!!
Friday, October 05, 2007
Dreams achieved...dreams shattered
Growing up in the metropolis of San Francisco and living in a dinky Chinatown apartment, I never had the luxury of having a front or backyard. I'd watch American sitcom and always envy those families with huge houses, long spiraly stairs, luscious green yards, etc....
Last Wednesday, I got myself a new toy...the Craftsmen 37501 Electric Lawn Mower. I was sooooooooo looking forward to mowing my newly grown front lawn -- which by the way, the grass is a healthy 6 inches long now!! In fact...the grass is so long, if you walk in it, you leave footprints wherever you go cuz the grass is too heavy to bend backup!!

Last Wednesday, I got myself a new toy...the Craftsmen 37501 Electric Lawn Mower. I was sooooooooo looking forward to mowing my newly grown front lawn -- which by the way, the grass is a healthy 6 inches long now!! In fact...the grass is so long, if you walk in it, you leave footprints wherever you go cuz the grass is too heavy to bend backup!!

Oh....how often has one experienced the victory of achievement quickly become the agony of reality. As I first pulled the orange lever to power the machine, as the first sputter of the blade whipped through the grass, as the gobs and gobs of mulch started to eject itself from the rear... I found myself HATING LAWN MOWING!!!!!! LAWN MOWING IS TUFF!!!!!
My yard went from a blade of green grass like the fairway at Pebble Beach, to the swamp marshes of the Florida Everglades, and now it looks like the battleground after the Battle of Gettysberg. Pictures do NOT do it justice of how ugly my lawn looks right now. We are, hands down, the laughing-stock of our neighborhood.
Hopefully....Anderson will come through today and bring REVIVAL!!!!!
Thursday, October 04, 2007
You know what's disgusting?
I was having dinner with some friends at Sweet Tomato. Half way through dinner, they leave and come back with a bowl of chicken-soup with a an insane amount of mushrooms floating on top. Apparently they went over to the salad bar and spooned a bowl-ful of mushrooms before filling the bowl with soup.
You know how during a horror movie...you don't want to look so you close your eyes. But you're still tempted to peek? Yeah.... that's how disgustingly attractive the soup was.
You know how during a horror movie...you don't want to look so you close your eyes. But you're still tempted to peek? Yeah.... that's how disgustingly attractive the soup was.
Monday, October 01, 2007
Another year...another disaster...another championship
Yesterday officially marked the end of the Giants' 2007 season. But unofficially... the season ended sometime during May. Randy Winn was pulled after his first AB yesterday to maintain his .300 BA -- the only one on the 25-man roster. Our much touted pitching staff didn't even have one 15 game winner. Molina led the club with a mere 81 RBI's. And there was 756...
Watching Craig Biggio getting his much-deserved farewell in Houston makes me wonder why didn't Bonds get a similar (or better) treatment? Truly, I envied those fans. Mired by has-beens and smeared by the shadow of BALCO... it's safe to say we're back in the Dark Ages when only a few years ago, we were within 5 outs of a World Series.
It can't all be bad...can it? Niners started out 2-0. Now all of a sudden, we're 2-2 with our "star" QB out with a separated shoulder. So to answer that question... "YES, it certainly can be all bad."
It's all bad except in the case of Fantasy Baseball, where I can once again claim the throne of our league as the King of the Hill. It's petty to count a fantasy baseball league to be anything worth celebrating...but I'll take anything I can get. WOOHOO!!!
Watching Craig Biggio getting his much-deserved farewell in Houston makes me wonder why didn't Bonds get a similar (or better) treatment? Truly, I envied those fans. Mired by has-beens and smeared by the shadow of BALCO... it's safe to say we're back in the Dark Ages when only a few years ago, we were within 5 outs of a World Series.
It can't all be bad...can it? Niners started out 2-0. Now all of a sudden, we're 2-2 with our "star" QB out with a separated shoulder. So to answer that question... "YES, it certainly can be all bad."
It's all bad except in the case of Fantasy Baseball, where I can once again claim the throne of our league as the King of the Hill. It's petty to count a fantasy baseball league to be anything worth celebrating...but I'll take anything I can get. WOOHOO!!!
Thursday, September 27, 2007
The beauty of Free Labor...
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