#SOTU

Haven't done a running blog in a long time. Was initially just me ranting off to Geoff, Anderson and Nita... and then it turned out to be pretty entertaining (for myself, at least).  Ah wellz... such it is.  

And then today... all the memes start coming out.  Makes my blog look tamed and mild.  Anyhoo.. just my thoughts, in [that] moment in time. 

[2/5/19, 6:08:09 PM] Hank: Melania gets a standing O?!?!

[2/5/19, 6:08:44 PM] Hank: “Not as two parties but as one nation” – everyone forced to stand. Ha!!!

[2/5/19, 6:09:10 PM] Hank: Pelosi is texting!!!!

[2/5/19, 6:13:10 PM] Hank: “Buzz” Aldrin... loves the attention.  I’ve heard that Buzz is still holding a grudge against NASA for not letting him get to say “the quote.”

[2/5/19, 6:13:42 PM] Hank: “American rockets...!? “ but trump hates Elon musk!!

[2/5/19, 6:14:19 PM] Hank: #ForcedToStand – begrudgingly.

[2/5/19, 6:14:30 PM] Hank: He used the Gettysburg address!!!!  No one will get the reference except dorks like me.  Or maybe it’s a Justin Beiber song… and I didn’t get the reference.

[2/5/19, 6:15:08 PM] Hank: Oh quit standing you dopes!!!

[2/5/19, 6:15:32 PM] Hank: “Reject revenge and retribution????” Does that include mean tweets?!?!

[2/5/19, 6:16:20 PM] Hank: How can Nancy read without glasses????

[2/5/19, 6:17:07 PM] Hank: “Economic Boom!!!” Followed by a Hadoken!! And a Yoga Fire

[2/5/19, 6:17:37 PM] Hank: (Idiots standing up again)

[2/5/19, 6:19:12 PM] Hank: Pence is looking at him with eyes of ice!!!

[2/5/19, 6:20:28 PM] Hank: Nancy is getting restless.  Oh Nancy, sit still will ya?!?!?

[2/5/19, 6:21:08 PM] Nita Yee: You're actually watching?

[2/5/19, 6:21:29 PM] Hank: Oh Bernie. Comb ur hair Bernie

[2/5/19, 6:22:34 PM] Hank: Heh... we produce natural gas...

[2/5/19, 6:22:53 PM] Hank: “Net exporter of energy?!?!”  Dude… that wasn’t you!

[2/5/19, 6:23:10 PM] Hank: “Military most powerful by far...” That’s been true since WWII

 [2/5/19, 6:24:06 PM] Hank: U-S-A!!!  Our first USA chant.  Waiting for glass breaking sound and Stone Cold to walk in.  Please??

[2/5/19, 6:25:10 PM] Hank: “Ridiculous partisan investigations...” 

[2/5/19, 6:25:15 PM] Hank: Even I chuckled.  Whitewater? Benghazi? Anyone?? Bueller??

[2/5/19, 6:27:07 PM] Hank: Ok.... that one deserves a standing O

[2/5/19, 6:27:36 PM] Hank: Criminal justice reform... Gavin, are you listening???!!!  Gavin wasn’t invited… no no.

[2/5/19, 6:28:09 PM] Hank: Hehe...  everyone sat down, but Pelosi stayed standing. Then she was like... Oops!!

 [2/5/19, 6:30:25 PM] Hank: “First Step Act into law.. big deal big deal”

[2/5/19, 6:31:26 PM] Hank: Matthew Charles – led more than 30 bible studies

[2/5/19, 6:31:32 PM] Hank: Huh?!?! He completed bible studies.... so he’s now released!

[2/5/19, 6:32:01 PM] Anderson: He’s redeemed

[2/5/19, 6:32:09 PM] Hank: Welcome home?!!!

[2/5/19, 6:32:17 PM] Hank: Does he live here??!? In DC???

 [2/5/19, 6:32:29 PM] Hank: “Urgent national crisis!!!” “Secure our southern border...!”

[2/5/19, 6:33:22 PM] Hank: Kamala!!!  Not wearing White.

[2/5/19, 6:33:43 PM] Hank: Hahaha nancy telling them to quiet down haha

[2/5/19, 6:35:21 PM] Hank: “Have to come in... liggily”  I have a new word in my Hank-tionary.

[2/5/19, 6:36:06 PM] Anderson: Kamala...no comment

[2/5/19, 6:37:47 PM] Hank: Human trafficking... yknow who’s a big proponent of fighting that?! #41

[2/5/19, 6:38:33 PM] Hank: “Removing by the thousands!!!”  “Not one more life will be lost... if we have that wall!”

[2/5/19, 6:42:47 PM] Hank: ELVIN!! ELVIN!! #Elvin2024

 [2/5/19, 6:44:03 PM] Hank: “I will get it built!!!”

[2/5/19, 6:44:38 PM] Anderson: Who do want to punch more...

[2/5/19, 6:44:48 PM] Anderson: Ted Cruz or Jay Cutler?

[2/5/19, 6:44:59 PM] Hank: Ann Coulter

[2/5/19, 6:45:51 PM] Anderson Yeung: Don’t hit women..

[2/5/19, 6:45:58 PM] Hank: El Paso is one of the safest city in the country!!!

 [2/5/19, 6:46:25 PM] Hank: Making America Safe Again

 [2/5/19, 6:46:29 PM] Hank: MASA

[2/5/19, 6:46:59 PM] Hank: Hehehhehe 58% women filled those jobs.  How many binders is that Romney???

[2/5/19, 6:47:13 PM] Hank: And they all stand up

[2/5/19, 6:47:25 PM] Hank: Scripted

[2/5/19, 6:47:51 PM] Hank: Why are you standing??!? He’s not cheering you guys!!!!

 [2/5/19, 6:48:27 PM] Hank: Ohhh Ivanka

[2/5/19, 6:48:44 PM] Hank: Can you get in the ring with Ronda Rousey???

[2/5/19, 6:48:59 PM] Hank: U-S-A!!!

[2/5/19, 6:50:19 PM] Hank: Empowering women... to trade policies. How’d he make that jump???  Great speech writer.

[2/5/19, 6:51:36 PM] Hank: Historic trade blunder...!

[2/5/19, 6:51:38 PM] Hank: Oops!!  Who was in office during NAFTA???

 [2/5/19, 6:52:49 PM] Hank: More cars stamped “made in the USA”

 [2/5/19, 6:53:29 PM] Hank: But they won’t wanna buy our cars.  And Harleys are gone!

[2/5/19, 6:53:49 PM] Hank: Wow... over 55 min already

[2/5/19, 6:54:21 PM] Hank: Next major priority for me... lower cost of health care!!!

[2/5/19, 6:54:33 PM] Hank: Protecting patience with pre existing conditions!!! OBAMA!! OBAMA!!

[2/5/19, 6:55:24 PM] Hank: People pay more for drugs here???

[2/5/19, 6:55:46 PM] Hank: Cuz there’s govt subsidy everywhere else!!

 [2/5/19, 6:56:21 PM] Hank: Well.... he has a point there

[2/5/19, 6:56:31 PM] Hank: “Bring costs... way down”

[2/5/19, 6:56:56 PM] Hank: Oh quit it... let him speak

[2/5/19, 6:57:18 PM] Hank: HIV??? Eliminate within 10 years!! BOLD!!

 [2/5/19, 6:58:21 PM] Hank: (By my count... zero “Uhms”)

[2/5/19, 7:00:25 PM] Hank: #LastDayOfChemo

[2/5/19, 7:00:35 PM] Hank: Hate cancer....

[2/5/19, 7:00:57 PM] Hank: $500M invested in 10 years. I’d vote for that

[2/5/19, 7:02:07 PM] Hank: Uh oh

[2/5/19, 7:02:26 PM] Hank: Abortion Law... 😢

[2/5/19, 7:02:57 PM] Hank: Whoaaaaaa

[2/5/19, 7:03:08 PM] Hank: The white coats are stoic!!!!

[2/5/19, 7:03:25 PM] Hank: Close up on Kavanaugh

[2/5/19, 7:03:51 PM] Hank: Supreme Court Justice can’t stand???

[2/5/19, 7:04:02 PM] Hank: “Made in the holy image of God..”

[2/5/19, 7:04:31 PM] Hank: $716B into military spending!!!

[2/5/19, 7:05:42 PM] Hank: Missile Defense System, Anderson!!!

 [2/5/19, 7:06:44 PM] Hank: Screw the treaty!!! We need nukes to blast asteroids!!!

[2/5/19, 7:07:02 PM] Hank: “Out spend and Out innovate”

[2/5/19, 7:07:11 PM] Hank: Is that job security for me?!?

 [2/5/19, 7:07:59 PM] Hank: Someone said “yeah!!” To major war with N Korea... c’mon.  No tact.

[2/5/19, 7:09:11 PM] Hank: Maybe Venezuela needs a wall??

[2/5/19, 7:09:43 PM] Hank: No govt coercion, nomination and control....!!!!  oh Donald….

[2/5/19, 7:10:07 PM] Hank: America will never be a socialist country!!!!

[2/5/19, 7:10:14 PM] Hank: Clap clap clap

[2/5/19, 7:11:02 PM] Hank: Whoa.... American embassy in Jerusalem. Zionism!!!!

[2/5/19, 7:12:14 PM] Hank: Man... the generals and admirals are statues!!!!!  Who cuts their hair?? So clean.

[2/5/19, 7:13:58 PM] Hank: Constructive talks with Afghan groups....?

[2/5/19, 7:14:05 PM] Hank: Reduce troops?? We do not know if we’ll achieve an agreement.  So are they constructive or not??? Are we retreating?? I dun think he knows.... 

[2/5/19, 7:15:29 PM] Hank: Heh heh... he said semen

[2/5/19, 7:15:49 PM] Hank: Ohhh black tie. Nice touch

[2/5/19, 7:16:22 PM] Hank: They do “bad, bad things”  Did they slip that in???? That’s bad, bad speech writing???

[2/5/19, 7:17:41 PM] Hank: Man…. I’m hungry!!!

[2/5/19, 7:20:33 PM] Hank: Singing Happy Bday… in the US Capitol??? Ohhh they have to pay royalties!!

[2/5/19, 7:20:40 PM] Hank: Bill the govt

[2/5/19, 7:24:18 PM] Hank: 15 minutes later.  All good stories. Ending the night on good vibes??

[2/5/19, 7:24:35 PM] Hank: (So we forgot about the wall... about abortion... about sexual assault??)

[2/5/19, 7:29:55 PM] Hank: That last half hour was great...

[2/5/19, 7:37:53 PM] Nita: It's over?

[2/5/19, 7:37:58 PM] Nita: Was it awful?

[2/5/19, 7:38:13 PM] Nita: I didn't want to watch. I would get angry

Mood: amused