Is there a wrong way?

Interesting topic came up during dinner... for Chinese veggies... which direction do you eat it? Do you start with the stalk and end with the leaf? Or vice versa?

I'm one that starts from the stalk cuz I'm a leaf guy.  Save the best for last.  And by nature's direction... the leaf points "up" so as you're chomping from the end... it'll naturally flow into your mouth.  

That and toilet paper goes over.  Rules in life you mustn't break.