The fax of the matter is...

COVID-19 - School Closure - Day 15

Was asked to fax something today.  Can I scan and email? Nope.  Fax.
Isn't scanning and email the same thing? Apparently not.
Isn't fax less secure, cuz it goes to a tray and anyone can snatch it? Why the heck are we so prehistoric?!  And where do I find a fax machine!?!?!??

This can't be real.  But it's real.  This is real.